Thursday, January 3, 2013

Nancy Pelosi Facelift Before and After Photos

Nancy Pelosi, Photoshop Edition

Amazing what computer generated photos can do for her image, isn't it?

If Kim Kardashian and Britney Spears get flak for airbrushing their photos, why not the speaker of the House?

If you haven't managed to score a copy of the May/June 2010 edition of Capitol File magazine (typically flanked on every table or bathroom at any D.C. social function) you'll notice the cover girl Nancy Pelosi looking particularly young.

Celebrity plastic surgeon Dr. Ayman Hakki of Luxxery Medical Boutique in Waldorf, Md., said although he believes Pelosi has had work done (specifically Botox of the frown lines, fat injections, a mini face-lift), the image is not the product of additional plastic surgery.

She's come a long way, baby.

Nancy Pelosi Facelift, Nancy Pelosi has just filed a $787,000,000 lawsuit against Dr. Ricardo Ochos-Banos of the Happy Gringo Plastic Surgery Center in town of Ensenada, Mexico located just south of beautiful Tijuana and right next to the “Uno, Dos, Tres… ” gentlemen’s club.

“I went in to have a simple face lift and they pulled too hard and too much… now I have a pubic goatee,” cried Mrs. Pelosi. “I mean I love, respect and admire Fidel Castro, but not enough to look like him and I certainly hope this doesn’t re-start rumors about our love child,” added Pelosi.

We at Finance Editor still believe that Nancy Pelosi will always be the sexiest block of ice in America.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, 72, faced gossip that she had plastic surgery (what is she rumored to have had done?) after a television interview (watch a clip of it). Some doctors say her face looks stretched and the lines around her cheeks appear especially smooth for a woman of her age.